Having attended my first LMP yesterday afternoon I thought I might offer up my thanks to all involved and (since I found the forum very useful before “taking the plunge”) give a sense of my experience to any other prospective newbies out there!
In summary, from my first call to Moss to walking back out into the sunshine LMP does EXACTLY what it says on the tin (or at least the forum)! Friendly, professional, well organised with good quality facilities and absolutely gorgeous girls.
Yesterday’s 4pm party was pretty busy (think the of movie Caligula but with condoms and without the togas) which, initially, was a little intimidating but I found myself getting in to the swing of things far more easily than I thought. Once you are “in play” with one (or more) of these ladies the rest of the action certainly isn’t distracting and I actually found the odd glance up to see a nubile young thing getting serviced at both ends at once quite stimulating. The eye is drawn far more to the young lady than the lucky sods she is playing with!
Before arriving at the party I was very much looking forward to the experience but was more than a little anxious that I wouldn’t be up to enjoying it to the full. In the end (even though I am certainly not the next John Holmes) the ladies managed to make me perform beyond my expectations. These girls know their stuff and understand which buttons to press to provoke the right reaction. I ended up watching more, doing more (and having more done to me) in a two hour period than I thought I was physically capable of. My first LMP party was (as far as I have found) the pinnacle of pure, uncomplicated pleasure which I expect to surpass on my next visit.
So, my top tips for newbies?
1. Let Em and the girls know it is your first time, they will “take you in hand” and make things as stress free as possible
2. Pace yourself! Though the two hours flew by in the end there is no need for a “wham, bam, thank you mam” approach.
3. Chill out upstairs now and again, spending some time putting the world to rights with Moss is a great way of recharging your batteries
4. Take it easy with the booze. Chris is always around offering a top up and having a nice cold beer in your hand helps steady the nerves but your there to party, not get drunk!
5. Don’t be nervous about joining in but always ask the lady involved before steaming in (though it is more likely they will ask you to join in if they see you first!)
6. Show respect and be polite to the ladies, other partygoers and the team and they will do their best to make sure you have as good a time as possible.
So, a big thank you to all concerned, especially to Moss and Em (I think your “action cam” tv in front of the sofa is a great idea) and most especially to the fabulous Cloe for looking after me and popping my party cherry in such memorable fashion. I can’t take all the blame for the messy hair but I am proud to take at least some of the credit.
In the immortal words of the current Governor of California…..“I’ll be back….”.