Hello everyone 
Since this day turned up to be my first, at a LMP party, I thought I better “come out” of the closet & not hide from reality.
Maybe I didn’t get the REAL LMP experience but this have NOTHING to do with the Venue,, Hosts or the lovely Marmelettes;).
It was my first time in such an event & at first I realy felt like a fool on this “Fools day”:)
OK, I admit (EMBARRASSED)..I couldn’t get (my mind straight?) or my “boner” seemed fooling me:(..on this special day;). If it wasn’t true & a reality (I lived through it), I sure would think it would be an April fools day joke;).
The girls I did meet & chatted with, must have thought I was some kind of alien from outer space & even if Sarah, Jewels, Jennifer, Monique & Carmela made a strong effort, I was (or my boner:)) was more dead than alive.
Some may say, use some pills, well I’ve never needed any help like that before & hopefully it only was the “first time” jidder, that hit me!?
Anyway, I’m glad I have tried & finally did have the opportunity to meet some of the Lovely Marmelettes & the Hosts.
I’ve already discussed my “first visit” with the Moss, sorry the Boss:) & I hope we have a possitive understanding. I hope I’m not judged like some fotball players or teams after just one sk performance;)
Because I realy would like to have another try, when the “Spell of April fools day” is gone.
Regards
benjixx
Benji! Worry not! I have’nt attended a LMP yet, very soon i hope, but these things happen occassionally. The first ever time i visited an individual lady i had more or less the same result & felt like the floor should open up with embarrassment! But hey! a year on & no such probs. I go to 3somes & parties etc & i’m the 1st to get my kit off & dive in!lol! 
