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Recollections of an LMP addict Jan 2012

2012-02-04T23:09:17+00:00

The new year has started like the last year ended…. with a healthy addiction to Paradise Central.
Meetings in London inevitably end up with me fitting in a party or double at my favourite London venue!

However, my reports have become rather sparse as i’ve usually had such a brilliant time at the parties that i’m too knackered to write what happened after the event. But suffice it to say, those memories are firmly etched in my mind, and often bring back a smile as something reminds me of a reaction, comment or mannerism from the Marmalettes.

Anyway, I just thought it was worth recounting some of the recent horny times from the parties over the last couple of weeks. Easiest to start with the present, so Friday 3rd Feb…

Em’s back….yay Had a couple of nice chats with her, but was generally kept too busy to have a more in depth chat…. hopefully next time. Ladies partying…Stacey, Jewels, Raf, Jasmine, Monique, Jodi, Melina - unfortunately I could only get to the evening party - if circumstances had permitted, i’d have easily done a double party with that line up!!

Many horny vignettes from tonight’s party:

some very horny and passionate kissing with Raf against the wall in the red room before being put on the swing where Raf (and a very naughty Barbara!) quickly got me gushing.

what is probably a very pleasurable version of water-boarding with Jodi and Monique on separate occasions ....the lady is sucking a lucky guest off, with her gorgeous bums in the air, just waiting to be licked. With the tongue getting good access to the clit, one’s nose appreciates the horny aroma of pussy juices. As the lady’s arousal builds up and the focus is on getting them to orgasm, one’s nose becomes engulfed in the soft folds of the pussy and any thoughts of inhalation would result in juices in the nostrils….best not to! Through female encouragement I’ve decided that humming through exhalation is an effective way of pleasuring, in conjunction with the tongue softly lapping the clit. So both Jodi and Monique came (reasonably quickly) on their knees…..Monique wasn’t able to give the full headclamp in that position, so it only counted as a half O….. but I delivered the full monty with about 10 minutes left and got my favourite reaction.

First time i’ve met Stacey and a very welcome addition to the Marmalettes, who i look forward to interacting with more fully in future parties. I particularly liked her kinky armwear and thinking about it now, reminded me of Nikki who used to party at LMP last year. I also had a couple of nice times with Princess Jasmine, who at one point snatched me from Jewels’ grasp as she was being spunked on by another guest. I didn’t really get to party with the lovely Melina as she was kept doubly busy for most of the party, but I do enjoy partying with her when I can as she is incredibly sexy and responds well to chupa I enjoy our portuguese banter too even though I know the bad words, courtesy of the latinas partying

I did the late double party on the wednesday which was interesting for a number of reasons. The usually multi-orgasm addict Isabella had to refrain in this party due to a painful waxing session earlier in the week….but she is still so damn sexy as she helped me to cum with Nicole! Unfortunately it took me 3hr 50 minutes to deliver my spunk promise to Nicole and I think she was right when she said a couple of times…. “what has happened, you disappoint me today” ..... clearly not literally the case as I got her to cum a few times in the two parties, but I didn’t perform that well for her as others had got there first in despunking me a couple of times before (Raf and Maria)

The previous week i’d also been to a few parties and the standout of those was the Wednesday afternoon, and a seriously giggly atmosphere between Jodi, Lisa, Isabella in particular. The party was reasonably quiet (say 7 guys) but the vibe was just so chilled and fun. Horniest moment for for me was licking Isabella whilst rubbing Jodi’s pussy as she sucked another guy off….just proves that us guys CAN do more than one thing at once (sometimes…. although it probably still counts as just thinking of sex!!) both girls were in multi-O territory that day and I believe that Isabella managed to reach her party record of 17 O’s in one party! I was also lucky enough to party with the lovely Kate who i’d seen a couple of times before but not managed to party with… situation definitely rectified and can’t wait for the next occasion as she is very hot n sexy!

Hopefully that is a reasonably brief recollection of some of the sexy times i’ve had in the last couple of weeks at Chez Marmalade and i’m looking forward to plenty more over the next few weeks (which i’ll try to report on more promptly!). As well as the wonderful time with the marmalettes, it was good to meet up with a few of the regulatrs again, as well as the Welshguy who I first met on his first party and he seemed to enjoy his fourth party now….a long way to travel but that’s dedication for you! All the parties were hosted with Moss in good form and either Raf or Barbara providing the hostessing duties downstairs and Dwayne looking after everything upstairs.

Thanks for the great times!

Pyramidguy

Parties Time a long awaited trip

2012-02-04T15:12:26+00:00

Unfortunately don’t have time for a long review.

I went to the 1-3 on Thursday and the 4-6 on Friday.

Great to see Moss on Thusrday and Em on Friday. I was very unlucky as Em had heard what a bad effort I put in on the Thursday as I only managed a 4 all draw.

encouraged and motivated by her on the Friday I set to the coal face. The next two hours were a blur but what an amazing time.
I said goodbye to Raf, said a big hello to two new hotties and had an amazing time with two very sexy and orgasmic dark haired foxes. One had to be peeled of the bed and the other off the floor. An amazing compliment and a true show that these girls love to party.

Thank you so much for what you do above and beyond in making LMP the only number i need when in London.

Thu 2/2 - 1 to 3 and 4 to 6

2012-02-02T23:25:40+00:00

Girls and boys

Once again, I really don’t feel like a detailed report (mostly because the whole thing is blurry and I can’t recall it all…and also ‘cause it would remind that I’m no longer there and won’t be before at least two weeks), so just a set of highlights for the day.

Here they are:
- JEWELS !!!!

‘nuff said!!!

Ok, I know I am being very unfair to the six other ladies. And I am guilty, I am the bad guy today, these parties today were about seeing Jewels again and nothing else mattered.

Which means that I will not mention:
- my encounter with Kate, another girl I can tick off my list of Marmelettes I met. Lovely girl, great blonde looks, great GFE yet extremely naughty attitude
- I will not speak about Jess, who’s naturally extremely hot and gets even hotter by keeping her sexy heels all party long
- I will not tell you that Isabel was, still the same, still extraordinary to play with, so sweet, it took us 5 minutes of cuddling before even hitting the bed. Isabel is still so vocal during sex and seems always happy to be there and friendly. She very conveniently interfered when I was playing with Jewels, with just some joy and tenderness … that is Isabel… also at 5:58pm where there was not anything else to expect, instead of sending me out to shower, she happily engaged into some more cuddling and kissing… that is Isabel…
- and no report on the fact that Nicole has been very busy, and still as incredible as usual. She has to be the Marmalette who I have developped the strongest bond, mostly it is her warm personality but still… Anyway, the boobies (her words) are incredible… her attitude… where else could I talk with a hot girl about the weather in France, UK and Romania in the middle of sex?? And the same girl made me promise spunk on her during each party (and I did not fail her) and argued about it with Danielle. I won’t either mention Nicole’s skill on shower duty where she keeps playing (got me hard there just before the break… looked like an idiot walking up the stairs like that). She does ensure her boobs are extra clean for the next party.

Now with all I did not say, I feel like I have to say something about reuniting with Jewels.
Well, let’s just start by saying that after today I don’t regret a tiny bit my nick here, and that I kept it during the Dark Ages where LMP missed its queen.

She still looks the same incredible with the same cute smile she keeps on showing!! All the time!!
-Got to see her skiing skills
-Got to see her imaginative skills of playing with two guys like no one else (imagined some crazy positions only she can imagine)
-Got to see cuddling attitude, when she just shoves her great tits in one’s face, with that smile still on
-Got to taste her sweet pussy (safely guarded by her Hello Kitty tatoo on the inner left thigh)
-Got to have sex in countless positions (all great except for those when one does not get to see her lovely face)
-Got to see her succeed into getting one last pop out of me 2 minutes to the end getting her tits all dirty and sticky and she still seemed happy about it (after which I still went to play with Isabel just like I did not mention it earlier on)

Thanks to Moss, Barbara and Jasmine for hosting
Thanks to all the girls who made a great party.
Thanks to Jewels for being Jewels and for being back

PS: ok, got a tad carried away today… but c’mon give me a break… if I don’t get carried away today then I never do and am just a robot…
PS2: No matter how great this day was, Em was still missed…

Wed 1st Feb - 1st party- “Farewell to Rafiella!”

2012-02-01T22:23:20+00:00

Full party today with 8 girls playing:
Rafiella, Francesca, Nicole, Danielle, Misha, Ivana, Victoria & Maria.

I hope Izabella & Vanessa are OK, they were greatly missed!

My highlights:

A sad farewell to Rafiella who is returning to Brazil in a week or two to pursue her chosen career in Beauty. I enjoyed her gourmet BJ and some vigorous doggie with her egging me on harder! What a delicious way to say goodbye to a fantastic party girl!

Francesca‘s hot and cold BJ, where she blows cold air on your bell-end then plunges her warm mouth onto it, very stimulating!

Danielle, gorgeous as ever and a great party girl, cocking one leg in the air to offer her beautiful spread pussy to any guy who entered the room while blowing me, I can’t believe several guys passed her up on the offer! At one point she had an interracial foursome going with a black guy chupping her, an indian guy getting a HJ as she slurped on my white cock! I had a turn ploughing that amazing pussy stroking her smooth toned legs as she lifted them them in the air.

Maria, the bulgarian beauty with the black panther tattoo on her shoulder was in her element with a cock at each end, she got me to playfully spank her cheeks as I rogered her from behind, she had trouble keeping her rhythm at the other end!

I stroked polish Ivana with her amazing butterfly & stars artwork on her back, so slim, petite and smooth!

Victoria‘s stupendous natural rack and her beautiful eyes as she expertly tried to extract my pop with her mouth, hands and pussy, it was mission impossible! An upstairs break was needed to regroup!

I came down to find exquisite slim oriental Misha‘s mouth free, she enveloped me, another guy was trying to push her over the edge with his chuppa whilst I stroked her upper half, paying particular attention to her erect nipples. I got a chance to get behind her and pump her tight little snatch, then she climbed on cowgirl and it felt soooo snug in there I couldn’t hold back any longer and I filled the rubber, she was impressed at my 3 day’s worth I had saved up for her!

Had a quick shower, then a final fling with Danielle, she offered her booty to me as her fave song came on the CD, we did a naked bump’n'grind in time to the beat, a fantastic way to end a great party!

Em’s erotic epic

2012-01-31T18:08:48+00:00

Right one and all Em’s latest erotic epic is awesome.
Well worth a read.
Got me well stirred.
Nice one Em your on form.

lmp evolution

2012-01-30T19:49:40+00:00

hey all..
What a great thing evolution is ,,,without it we would still be walking not flying, on that note I want to say wow to the lmp evolution on its efforts to keep us guys cumming , the website looks great , lmp twitter is constantly updating me on lmp news and events.. we now also got lmp videos with some of the lovely ladies to tempt us into the gates of LMP….
please please more and more .......
thxs all @lmp
hope to see you all soon

Party Etiquette

2012-01-29T19:35:55+00:00

Hi guys

We get asked by many first timers about how to act at parties so we have created this page in the blog section.

Worthwhile having a read and feel free to use the comments box to add any relevant comments or unanswered queries.

http://www.ladymarmaladeparties.com/blog/etiquette-for-adult-sex-parties/

Moss

Logical Solution

2012-01-28T13:25:00+00:00

A LOGICAL SOLUTION.
Now here is a problem that finally has a formula for getting to the bottom of an age old problem.
From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here’s a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-*-*-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far a** kissing will take you.

A-*-*-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work
and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it’s the Bulls**t and A** Kissing that will put you over the top.

Hugs n kisses
Em xx

Thursday 26 Jan

2012-01-27T19:59:27+00:00

Absolutly storming double party - knew it was going to be good when I walked in and was greeted by Misha in that sexy schoolgirl outfit she wears in the video - instant boner….quick shower then into the action - just some highlights for you all…
First round with Margeaux - first time for me and a lovely suck and wank session that had me spurting like a fountain - she seemed impressed with the volume - Monique next but only after some unfortunate guest was the unknowing victim of the head-clamp - he was complaining of ringing in his ears as she nearly squashed his skull - hadn’t see her laugh that hard in ages - wonder how many pounds per sq inch she excerts - once we had all calmed down a lovely long lingering blow job with a finger up the bum with Jess being licked to a climax next to me had me shooting again….

And Misha - is there a sexier woman on the planet? - not last night there wasn’t - tongue down the throat - titty sucking, blow-job, pussy licking(she is lovely and shaved down there now) which brought her to a whimpering climax - then a nice long doggy…..love that with her sweet little arse to play with as well….

New girl Melina was rather fun as well - a vigerous cowgirl that made the room spin and some lovley titty action with Nicole has me emptying me balls over those superb jugs…..

and then Misha again - more licking in a 69 - more doggy and toawards to the end she was sucking 3 of us off more of less at the same time - until Monique spotted this and told her to stop hogging all the cock - as she wanted some….

a top party made even better by some top guests who were all up for it - nice to meet Racing Paul and a few others - thanks to Barabara and Dwayne for the back office stuff - nice to see Em back and on the mend the mend and Moss for being ...well Moss - loads more like that please…

The Crown Jewles are back!

2012-01-27T17:55:43+00:00

Unless Em is being cruel by playing with his heart strings. ILJ is going to be a very very very happy man tonight. I can nearly hear the shrieks of delight from Paris, in Dublin!

http://www.ladymarmaladeparties.com/hostesses/details/jewels

Enjoy man, enjoy!

Irish Guy.